ask-gallows-callibrator:

levi-has-the-booty:

Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
[Class titters]
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
[Laughter increases]
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH 

SHOTS FIRED 

(Source: sneakyfeets, via lionphantom)

captainlucifer:

erocsan:

captainlucifer:

if a guy friend that you’re romantically interested in asks you out, reject him first as a test to see whether he’ll get angry and accuse you of friendzoning him or respect your decision and be willing to carry on being friends

Example of why women are fucking crazy hahahaha

i’m a man

(Source: luciferofficial, via ohblainers)

sandandglass:

Keira Knightley talks about Pirates of the Caribbean and her boobs.

(via lionphantom)

file under “movies to watch when feeling sad”

(Source: nevillles, via ashabadash)

http://tricksterneon.tumblr.com/post/98023993146/spellcaster-queen-selene-remember-that-movie-in

spellcaster-queen-selene:

Remember that movie in which Jack Black was a teacher and building a rock band and when a little black chubby girl asked to be a singer he only said “sure! let me hear you” and the moment she started using her beautiful voice his lit up like all of his dreams came…

(Source: selene-the-dragon-princess)

It really frustrates me when I see Fifty Shades of Grey in like the popular spots in bookstores

nox-the-mockingjay-out-and:

raisingriptide:

image

This is the BEST post ever

(via cpcoulter)

the “text me when you get home so i know you’re safe” kind of people are the kind of people i wanna be around

(Source: meloetta, via ashabadash)

buckydarns:

i pledge allegiance

to the butt

of captain america

(Source: romoanov, via sassydrunkcersei)

pesykisses:

shelookssoaverage:

wtvrjadley:

I HAVE NEVER READ ANYTHING SO ACCURATE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

except one is for serious love of music/band that means a lot to you and the other is for an electronic device..

One is for a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, the other is for a phone you can literally order at any time.

pesykisses:

shelookssoaverage:

wtvrjadley:

I HAVE NEVER READ ANYTHING SO ACCURATE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

except one is for serious love of music/band that means a lot to you and the other is for an electronic device..

One is for a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, the other is for a phone you can literally order at any time.

(via storiesbycandlelight)

wentzpeter:

fall out boy makes music for the kids that are afraid to grow up and have been told they arent good enough

fall out boy makes music for kids who need to be reminded them that it does get better, that they will make it even if they have to kick and scream their way through it all

fall out boy makes music for the underdogs when no one else does

i am so grateful for fall out boy

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