Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]
if a guy friend that you’re romantically interested in asks you out, reject him first as a test to see whether he’ll get angry and accuse you of friendzoning him or respect your decision and be willing to carry on being friends
Example of why women are fucking crazy hahahaha
i’m a man
I HAVE NEVER READ ANYTHING SO ACCURATE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
except one is for serious love of music/band that means a lot to you and the other is for an electronic device..
One is for a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, the other is for a phone you can literally order at any time.
fall out boy makes music for the kids that are afraid to grow up and have been told they arent good enough
fall out boy makes music for kids who need to be reminded them that it does get better, that they will make it even if they have to kick and scream their way through it all
fall out boy makes music for the underdogs when no one else does
i am so grateful for fall out boy